How to Not Look Like a Douchebag at Coachella

If you're going to Coachella to be part of the scene and not to enjoy the music, you're probably on this list.

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We've reached the heart of music festival season—Coachella 2014 kicks off this weekend in California and with it will come a whole new horde of garish outfit crimes that only music fests can inspire normally level-headed people all to commit. Expect the grounds out in the Indio desert to be flooded with super bright neon tanks, inexplicable headgear, faux-hippie apparel, and parody tees. Those damn, awful, unfunny parody tees. Hopefully you haven't planned every Coachella alphet yet, because we're here to save you from being laughed at in a street style round-up next week. Read on for How to Not Look Like a Douchebag at Coachella.

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Remember, body paint on dudes is extremely corny.

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Stop rocking ironically patriotic gear.

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Use this anti-influencer as a visual guide to keep you off the wrong path.

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Don't wear Native American headdresses.

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Actually, just limit all headgear to snapbacks, buckets, and bush hats.

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No animal ears or furry costumes.

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Lame slogan tees are, uh, lame.

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All-black-everything is prrrrrrobably not a strong look.

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Keep your clothes on.

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Don't even go.

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