I used to think 3/4 sleeves, outside of baseball tees, were for chicks who wear peasant shirts and give handies behind the giant turkey leg kiosk at Renaissance Faires, but NOPE, they're for me too! I have cool (aka dumb) tattoos on my forearms, so 3/4 sleeves are perfect for me to fail job interviews and intimidate old people who still associate tattoos with gang activities and what not. YOU WATCH OUT, MILDRED. THIS RABBIT IN A THREE PIECE SUIT MEANS I MURDERED 5 DUDES IN PRISON WITH MY LUNCH TRAY. Get this Omnigod shirt and intimidate exactly no one with your 3/4 sleeves and too tight jeans.
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