Consider this vintage rug expertly curated by the folks at Three Potato Four because it is Native American and thus highly spiritual and important to your living space/Instagram photos. Let's be honest, you're not getting the deposit back anyway after that time you threw up 6 margaritas onto the hardwood and didn't clean it up 'till next the morning, so you kind of need this. You can tell girls lucky enough to join you back at the crib that you found it at a vintage store (kinda true) and how inspired you were by the Aztec bird print thing or whatever and that you totally know the difference between Mayans and Aztecs. Just maybe take it easy this Cinco De Mayo or at least make sure to yack before entering the bedroom.