Post Script: Don't be the asshole who goes for the loud "shades" either. Get it? They're beer goggles! Hahahaha, right?! Nope. Cop some classic subtle sunglasses and call it a day. And if you're the unfortunate lost-in-this-world soul still rocking Kanye-shutter shades, kindly punch yourself in the dick, please.
Don't Wear Stupid Shades