It was inevitability that we (read: I) would eventually endorse pouches and satchels and shit like that. Listen, everyone is gonna refer to any bag like this as a "messenger" bag, but really it's a satchel like the one Indiana Jones used. Instead of fighting an evil Nazi-like force over archaeological treasures, you'll be "taking appointments" with this bag from Freewheelers. I don't know what "taking appointments" means either, but all my cool friends take appointments at coffee shops and bars. So, it's gotta be is cool. I'm gonna take a page from my dealer's book and take appointments at gas stations and the parking lot of Home Depot.