Another year, another chance to make a fool of yourself in a public spectacle at some party or restaurant or bar or jail cell. Of course it's New Year's Eve, probably the biggest party night of the year, not to mention the last. And with that comes the responsibility of partying wisely, with the kind of aplomb that thrills Dionysus without making him shake his head in shame—you wouldn’t want to disappoint this incredible work of art would you? Looking back at other artworks, it’s easy to parse a lesson or two from the canvases of the old masters. Here are New Years Partying Tips You Can Learn From Famous Works of Art. Have one on us.