Era: Summer 2010
As seen on: A young David Cassidy; Steve Prefontaine; Fletwood Mac's roadie crew 

Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen, reportedly prohibits the Patriots quarterback from cutting his hair, and "The Golden Boy" quickly becomes a cleft chinned musk ox. The extra padding around the cranial might help protect against the debilitating affects of head trauma though, so—as wild as it looks—this is a win for No. 12.