Era: Summer 2011
As seen on: Ashton Kutcher headshots; repeat drug offenders; teenage heart throbs from the early '90s

First, let's acknowledge the savage stare coming from this 2x MVP because it sums up his look in one unnerving gaze. If Roger Goodell allowed Brady to play without a helmet and his hair soaked in bacon grease, Terrell Suggs would piss his compression shorts in outright terror during the AFC Championship Game. This hairdo is decidedly more frightening to a defense than Brady's ability to run the two-minute drill.