What Your Favorite Winter Accessory Says About You

Cigarettes

You don't simply smoke, you conspicuously suck these cancer sticks as hard as you can in the most visible areas so that everyone can see what a badass you are. You pray you don't cough. You hope mechanical voice boxes are trending in 10 years when your larynx is destroyed. You die 25 years later of lung cancer.

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