Robert Geller makes this mohair raglan sweater with heavy knit cotton sleeves that you should buy and wear with jeans and Timberland Field boots and a minimal modernistic backpack full of the illest subtly designed electronic devices. My external hard drive would be matte black and sleek and quiet and I’d have a really nice mechanical pencil with a luxe lead diameter. Robert Geller probably has the nicest mundane accessories. Like, if you hung out with him you’d find yourself in a constant refrain of: “Damn Robert Geller, that’s a really nice salt and pepper shaker set. Where’d you get that?”