Everyone knows about the madness that is New Year's Eve, but the real night to rage until the break of dawn is Thanksgiving Eve. Everyone who is off at college comes back home, more confident and more stylish than their goober high school years, and everyone is trying to hook up with old flames or the ones that got away.

Now that you've learned how to properly funnel a brewski without vomiting, the most important thing is being dressed better than your goonish co-horts so that she'll see the error of her ways and run into your well-dressed arms. From ugly sweaters to classy suit-separates, here's How To Dress To Get Laid On Thanksgiving Eve

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