Han Kjobenhan is a brand that I have no idea how to pronounce, but I am currently feeling their first official entry into the footwear game. I’m a sucker for a chunky crepe wedge sole, so take my endorsement with a grain of salt. Blue suede is also fucking dope because nobody really rocks blue suede boots, so you’ll look different. Granted, sometimes looking different is just code for looking like a goddamn lame, but I think in this case—assuming as you don’t fuck up the rest of your gear, of course—"different" will be seen as "refreshing" by the Illuminati. But they’ll never admit that because Rule No. 789 of the Illuminati is to never acknowledge another dude’s style.