Oh, so you're off that snorkel shit, dawgie? Well, then I guess you haven't seen this banger from Carhartt Work In Progress yet. Not only is it as well designed as a snorkel parka could ever possibly be designed, but it's—no bullshit—$263. I've been down the rabbit hole of vis and Rick for so long that I forgot outerwear even exist at that pricepoint. And for the record, I am in no way shape or form endorsing the bright blue version of this coat. There's just no need ever to go that "miserable white guy scraping ice off his wife's Camry" route ever. But any of the other colors will do just fine if you're a cool human being seeking a dope, affordable winter coat.