These beanies from Woolrich Woolen Mills may be confusing to some. See, the print on these reads "WWM", not what I had initially interpreted as, "VVVVM". For a second there I was all, "Oh shit, Woolrich is all about that Internet cool guy talk now?" Then I realized that I'm an idiot, but I'm pretty used to that by now. Just this morning I was at Starbucks and the barista was yelling my name, but I thought she was saying "Jane" for a good 10 seconds. By the time I got up to the counter, everyone was definitely thinking, "This dude doesn't even know his own fucking name? What a Jabroni."
