Glamour shots of the '70s were dominated by big hair and bare shoulders, and in an era of way too much hairspray and truly horrible prom dresses, it was hard to look good. Today, we don't have the same excuses but continue to take horribly awkward glamor shots. From strange props, to the most un-sexy poses imaginable, here are Glamour Shots That Are Not at All Glamorous. Stay classy, Complex readers.
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Fashion and Face Fail
Fashion and Face Fail
Nothing is going right for this lady—the angles, the outfit, the random background... just no.
Haters Gonna Hate
Haters Gonna Hate
She's probably an animal activist showing us why people shouldn't wear fur, right?
Collar Poppin
PJ Party
Tae Kwon Don't
Tae Kwon Don't
This is what your biology teacher does on the weekends. We're loving his manly fan.
Eyes Wide Shut
Cat Girlfriend
Cat Girlfriend
This dude obviously gives his cat all the love that he wants to give a girlfriend.
Rocking the Turtle
Smizing
Smizing
They ran out of of flowers and decided to hold a tree? At least they're getting Tyra's famous smize down.
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Successful Seduction?
Fabi-No
Dating Website Profile Picture
Dating Website Profile Picture
He enjoys long walks on the beach, watching The Notebook, and romance novels.
Cigarette and Sword
Classy Creeper
Ridiculously Glamorous Guy
Baby Birth
Going Fishing?
Goofy Glamour
Goofy Glamour
Despite how bad the picture is, he really does look like he's having a swell time.
Booty Pop Lovin
Booty Pop Lovin'
Nothing says young love like some good old fashion grinding. Lets hope their parents missed this one.
Pet Sloth
The Godfather
Speedos and Mini Mullets
Eyes Like Mona Lisa
Bling and Braces
Uni-corny
Uni-corny
Usually a picture is worth a thousand words, but there are just no words for this photo.
Orange Feather Boa
High Rolller
High Roller
This grandpa may have money in the bank, but he should really just keep it there.
The Cat Lady
In Only a Boa
In Only a Boa
It's safe to say that feather boas just don't work out for anyone.
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