Glamour Shots That Are Not at All Glamorous

Being glamorous is harder than it looks.

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Glamour shots of the '70s were dominated by big hair and bare shoulders, and in an era of way too much hairspray and truly horrible prom dresses, it was hard to look good. Today, we don't have the same excuses but continue to take horribly awkward glamor shots. From strange props, to the most un-sexy poses imaginable, here are Glamour Shots That Are Not at All Glamorous. Stay classy, Complex readers.

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Fashion and Face Fail

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Fashion and Face Fail

Nothing is going right for this lady—the angles, the outfit, the random background... just no.

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Haters Gonna Hate

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Haters Gonna Hate

She's probably an animal activist showing us why people shouldn't wear fur, right?

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Collar Poppin

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Collar Poppin'

Just another reason that popped collars went out of style.

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PJ Party

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PJ Party

This is one pajama party that we really don't want to attend.

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Tae Kwon Don't

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Tae Kwon Don't

This is what your biology teacher does on the weekends. We're loving his manly fan.

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Eyes Wide Shut

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Eyes Wide Shut

Wonder why she didn't do another take? We do too.

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Cat Girlfriend

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Cat Girlfriend

This dude obviously gives his cat all the love that he wants to give a girlfriend.

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Rocking the Turtle

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Rocking the Turtle

What's more glamorous than your stuffed turtle?

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Smizing

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Smizing

They ran out of of flowers and decided to hold a tree? At least they're getting Tyra's famous smize down.

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Successful Seduction?

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Successful Seduction?

And yet, somehow he's not single.

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Fabi-No

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Fabi-No

Not too many people can pull off Fabio's look, including this guy.

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Dating Website Profile Picture

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Dating Website Profile Picture

He enjoys long walks on the beach, watching The Notebook, and romance novels.

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Cigarette and Sword

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Cigarette and Sword

What's better, his unlit cigarette or his random sword?

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Classy Creeper

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Classy Creeper

His lack of shirt is a bit too creepy for us.

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Ridiculously Glamorous Guy

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Ridiculously Glamorous Guy

This guy should be a meme.

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Baby Birth

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Baby Birth

We really hope this isn't the image they used for the birth announcement.

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Going Fishing?

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Going Fishing?

I think she's hoping your fishing rod is big enough for a catch like her.

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Goofy Glamour

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Goofy Glamour

Despite how bad the picture is, he really does look like he's having a swell time.

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Booty Pop Lovin

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Booty Pop Lovin'

Nothing says young love like some good old fashion grinding. Lets hope their parents missed this one.

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Pet Sloth

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Pet Sloth

Why aren't sloth glamour photos a thing on Reddit yet?

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The Godfather

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The Godfather

We get the reference but not the execution. Plus that cat looks petrified.

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Speedos and Mini Mullets

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Speedos and Mini Mullets

Twinsies!

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Eyes Like Mona Lisa

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Eyes Like Mona Lisa

Her eyes are penetrating into your soul, and it's terrifying.

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Bling and Braces

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Bling and Braces

Maybe she's trying to pull off grillz?

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Uni-corny

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Uni-corny

Usually a picture is worth a thousand words, but there are just no words for this photo.

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Orange Feather Boa

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Orange Feather Boa

Everyone knows that nothing screams sexy like a feather boa.

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High Rolller

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High Roller

This grandpa may have money in the bank, but he should really just keep it there.

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The Cat Lady

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The Cat Lady

At least she embraces her #ForeverAlone cat lady persona.

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In Only a Boa

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In Only a Boa

It's safe to say that feather boas just don't work out for anyone.

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Framing Fail

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Framing Fail

It must've sounded hot at first...

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