Norse Store only gives this particular bucket hat a one sentence descriptor: “A wool bucket hat from Junya Watanabe MAN.” A similar hammer of justice is really all I wanted to write about this, but I’m pretty sure my editor wouldn’t be too enthused with a past-deadline 8 word sentence. Eventually, you need a classy bucket hat in your bucket arsenal and this particular bucket from Yung Watanabe fits the bill perfectly. Why do you need a classy bucket hat? WHY DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THE PURSUIT OF MATERIAL GOODS LEADS TO A CYCLE OF NEVER-ENDING SUFFERING *tries really hard to keep a straight face, but bursts out laughing uncontrollably to self*. You and I both know the pursuit of material goods buries your sadness deep down inside.