Otherwise, like your facial hair, your nut-follicles might come back all spiky and rough. Besides "burn-y," spiky and rough are the last two adjectives you want describing the situation going on in your bathing suit area. Still not convinced? Do the words scrotal ingrown hairs not make you vomit with fear? Also, you'll have the groin of a 9-year-old. And lastly, you're more likely to come away with cuts and abrasions, which can heighten the risk of STDs. Come on, bruh. Those were the most convincing few sentences you've ever read.