Oh Google Translate, you so crazy. The BRShop copy for these Finamore trunks proudly declares (in very good Engrish, I might add): “I am finished in swimming wear," and you too would be finished if your dick smugglers were made by Italy’s premier shirtmaker. Available in 3 cheerful print colorways, these shorts are the perfect way to hide your shame at the beach and wear well with ironic fashion tees only you can understand. Because, if you’re the sort of person that delights in referencing obscure streetwear brands that nobody else is interested in, you should be adding in a bit of pleasantry to your otherwise crusty ass demeanor.