When I joined Tumblr: I was still a wide-eyed sycophant craving approval.
How I believe Tumblr has helped my career: It's helped me transcend this fetid cesspool that is human existence.
My advice for artists on Tumblr: Experiment, invent, and above all, be fearless. But if I see you copying my shit, I will hunt you down and kill you (and every last one of your followers).
My most reblogged post: Sorry, it's NSFW.