As most of you know, trying to be a relevant influencer is a lot like running for President—politicians kiss babies, struggle tastemakers leave angel emojis on their favorite blogger's girlfriend's Instagrams. Clinton smoked weed so we knew he was cool, but claimed he didn’t inhale so old people would still vote for him. Influencers should use that same winning logic and buy these tie-dye pocket tees from A. Four. The pockets will show people you’re wavvy, while the solid body will prevent some suit from dropping 50 cents into your still boiling cup of La Colombe. Then again, that’s 50 cents more than your single digit klout score is bringing in, so maybe you should just embrace full tie dye after all and leave these T-shirts for the rest of us.