Ditch the paleness of winter and head outside before you suffer vitamin D deficiencies, homie. Better yet, go out wearing these sick Mountain Shorts from Topo Designs. Made of durable ripstop cotton, they can survive practically anything. If paratroopers can trust this fabric to be used on their parachutes, you can guarantee these won’t have an insane crotch blowout by the end of summer. They're cut just above the knee for a good comfy fit, plus they come in three colorways; camo, olive, and tan. Visit the Topo Designs website to purchase for $79 a pair.