Summer is on it's way and that means it's high time for some shade and a vacay. But don't even think about wasting this precious time on some lame ass public park or similar wack shit. Make sure you only see the rarest edifices dedicated to abstract ideas and morally suspect leaders, while eating overpriced gelato and complaining about "other tourists". Instead of hitting up a travel agent and blowing some scratch or taking the time to do your own research, stick with us. Peep our extremely credible and thorough list of the world's steeziest monuments and start blocking out your calendar. We're like Carmen Sandiego. Without any of the educational aspects.