Video Juegos And Pizza Sesh, Brah

Order a pizza right as you get in the car to go home (PSA: In fantastical Four Pins-endorsed holidays, nobody drives drunk. One of your friends smoked but didn’t drink, so it’s all good.) You invite the pizza guy in to smoke and he gladly accepts because he had to deliver fucking pizzas all day and you need a fourth person for a legit game of Smash Bros anyway. Then Goldeneye. Then you have to drop a couple hints for him to finally leave because you’re now too gone to manage the N64 and you just want to wind down with…