Year: 1998
Location: Sneaker Stadium, Virginia Beach, VA
Infraction(s): Four days after walking out of a hospital, where he was being treated for gunshot wounds sustained during a robbery, Ol' Dirty Bastard tried to steal a $50 pair of Nikes. ODB "was observed by store security on a closed-circuit video camera removing sneakers from a box, placing them on his feet, and walking out of the store," according to Mike Carey, public information officer with the Virginia Beach police department.