Levi's Commuter Trousers
If we were heading into a nasty situation, especially one that had us surrounded by hordes of angry/horny drunkards, we would definitely want pants that are built for action. By which we mean they'll repel liquid, breathe nicely in hot bars, and accommodate whatever crazy movements we're somehow capable of on the dance floor when we're wasted. We've tested the Levi's Commuter pants before, and they passed with flying colors. These are definitely the number one choice for charging into St. Patrick's Day head-first.
Buy It Now at Levi's, $88