At it's purest form, clothing is the thin shield that stands between ourselves and our surrounding environment. So when preparing for a massive amount of drinking in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, it's imperative to dress for one of the most extreme environments possible. When you're ingesting chemicals that are meant to deaden all forms of mental and physical capacities, you better hope your clothes can stand up to whatever bedlam and chaos you're putting yourself through. 

Chances are you're going to be surrounded by people who are also planning on using alcohol as a means to morphing into barbaric Huns, and so it's imperative that you have the right gear that's going to take as much punishment as your liver. Whether you're undertaking this marathon bout of boozing as an annual passage, or do it every weekend, this is How to Dress for Intense St. Patricks Day Drinking.