I’m only writing about this Brooklyn We Go Hard bomber because I saw it at Capsule and I can humble brag about how much nicer it is in real life, implying that you don’t have a real life because you don’t touch things like calfskin bomber jackets made by a French company named after an American city that goes particularly hard according to Santigold. Just imagine the type of pizzas and bowls of ramen I eat thanks to this totally real life I lead.