What Replaced It: Dad Jeans
All of your raw jawns have been well-worn by now. You were contemplating getting a fresh pair, but the thought of having to wear them for an entire year is just something you can't bring yourself to do again. Then dad texts you. He says he got a pair of LVC 501's. He sends you a selfie. He's in the tub. Breaking them in. Another close-up of the selvedge line. He can't wait for some "sweet fades" he says. So instead you opt for a stonewashed pair of denim and never look back.