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10 Things to Wear to Get Laid on Valentine's Day

Tuxedo

Girls love a well dressed man, and zoo animals, so look like the best dressed Penguin you can be and rock a tux. At the very least you'll be able to feed her like a mamma bird feed her chicks. 

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