Buy This: Pumpkin Pie by Demeter, $20 

This Thanksgiving treat is sexier to women than Thor's ass. The smell of pumpkin pie (when combined with lavender) increases female arousal by 11 percent (according to aforementioned study)—and 11 percent could be what's separating you from an invite to her place. Luckily, this pie is one of the easiest to make, but if you're really useless in the kitchen, just spray a little bit of Demeter's cologne on your shirt.