2. David Beckham
Caucasian Credentials: British accent; mad good at soccer.
David Beckham is like the modern day Adonis. Dude literally has statues built in his likeness. He looks decent in casual gear like droopy beanies, jeans, and sweatshirts, but kills it when he's classed up. Take for example, the double-breasted Burberry Prorsum topcoat he was recently rocking. This is what a king looks like.