Remember G.I. Joe? The cartoon? Kids would know all the names of these ninjas and have all the action figures with grappling hooks and shit. I feel like those scumbags would 150% wear these Mark McNairy boots, right? Like, they were so G.I. Joe’d out and brainwashed by their racist fathers at such a young age that anything with camouflage on it was cool. This would go absolutely perfect with the G.I. Joe costume they wore for Halloween every fucking year for 8 years straight. I mean, yeah, sure, these fucking boots are cool, but get the fuck out of my face with your shit while I organize my pogs and feed my fucking Tamagotchi, bro.