8. Ugh, This Guy: Donald Trump
Lifespan: The beginning of time?
Reminds us of: A car wash mitt, accidentally left on the driveway, then run over 14 times
Like this jackass needs any more attention, but let's be honest, you can't have a terrible-hair list without including the man synonymous with the world's longest-running combover. Seriously, we can't even date when this shit birthed from his eyebrows.