It's a fact of modern life - guys have a lot of stuff to carry around. And since bags are for pussies, this tie with hidden pockets is perfect for carrying your cash, credit cards, notebook, drugs, gun, and whatever other day-to-day essentials you need. Impress the boss when he can't find a pen and you whip one out from your tie. "What a genius!" he'll say, and promote you to the post Bob Garrity had his eye on for the last three years. Can Garrity do that with his neckwear? No, all he can do with his tie is hang himself in a depressed rage.