They don't care what it is or where it's from, they just know they absolutely have to buy something. As soon as they set foot into a store, everything goes black until they wake up in the parking lot, laden with shopping bags and a couple of hundred bucks more of credit card debt. Unlike people who need to put whiskey in their coffee to get through the day, shopaholics are usually taken lightly-because you can easily take back a shirt or jacket, but there are no return policies for crack.