Where do you put your incense when you’re not burning it to impress girls who "write" articles about modern art and stuff? I know! You can’t keep that shit in a basic ass box. No, you need a fucking ceramic incense chamber with skulls on it. She’s never gonna take you seriously unless you extend your aesthetic sensibilities to even the most mundane, nonsensical details of your life. Show her you care. Show her that instead of cleaning regularly, you simply burn incense to cover the smells generated by the various disgusting things you do regularly.