Have no fear, Danish armchairs with striped blanket lining upholstery from The Hill-Side x Sit and Read are here to help you step your upholstery game up. Why spend almost 4 gs on two chairs? BECAUSE INTERIOR DESIGN, MOTHERFUCKER. You can’t read shit like Apartamento, Monocle and Lucky Peach in the same weird menagerie of fucked up furniture you’ve had since college. I know you say it’s "minimalistic, maybe even spartan," but no on believes you, man. Normal people would describe it as a room with nothing on the walls and a bed on the floor with a TV across from it and expensive clothes strewn about. Seriously, it's starting to upset your mom when she comes to visit.