5. You have seven varsity jackets, but have never made the team in your life.
No matter how many Golden Bear and Supreme varsity jackets you accrue, you'll never get over the fact that you were cut from the team like a cheesy song by Taking Back Sunday. In fact, when you think about high school, you remember singing along to boy bands and emo music more than actually spending time at practice. Coach may have never seen your true potential, but you did find him on Twitter the other day. He only had 32 followers, the poor sap.