2. Every other subculture threw up on your wardrobe.
You appreciate skateboard culture, so you got a Supreme five-panel. You dig Bob Marley, so you rock a mesh shirt underneath your rumpled oxford cloth buttondown—because your dad raised you on Brooks Brothers. You discovered The Ramones in high school and haven't stopped rocking a Schott Perfecto ever since. Your love for Kid Cudi and Kanye West are what put you up on Dior denim, so you put that over your Rick Owens sneakers, which you heard about from A$AP Rocky. If your closet was an album, it would be by Girl Talk. Your entire style is a mash-up; you throw whatever together and manage to look half-decent in it.