Nothing says "don't date me" more than a man wearing a skirt. Sure, Kanye wore a leather kilt on stage, designer Marc Jacobs is hardly ever seen not in one, and historically, you've got men like William "Braveheart" Wallace rocking them into battle. But let's not forget—Braveheart was executed. Our point is: the guys that can rock this thing successfully can either wear whatever they want—or handle a broadsword well enough that no one gave them shit about it. You probably can't do either.