Recently my esteemed colleagues at Four Pins (or bosses, whatever) ranked their picks for the 25 Most Interesting People in Menswear. Lists: so provocative! Where would the Internet be without them? And what would we talk about at work? Microsoft Office Suite or something?

FP’s list was fairly measured and wide-ranging—although somewhere in London right now, Ryan Lochte is staring at his chlorine-bleached American flag grill, wondering where it all went wrong.

However, as I learned from watching that Nike commercial where the overweight kid runs down a lonesome country road in what I imagine every state west of New York and east of California looks like, anyone can be great!

Therefore, without further ado, I’d like to salute and congratulate those who made my list of the Most Boring People in Fashion. But only 11, though, because I can't burn 25 bridges. Not in one day, at least.

Steve Dool is a writer based in New York City. Follow him on Twitter.