Crafted in Pennsylvania, The Woodman's Pal has been producing military issue materials since 1941. Their Premium 284 machete is designed for clearing land with quick, easy strokes… for example, you may need to slice through some blackberry vines. Yeah, we know, unlikely.

More likely, you just want a cool object with F off status to hang on the wall. This knife will do that. And, probably function to ward off any zombies should they invade your home. Buy one for $75. [Gear Patrol]