Ah, you smell that? That fresh cut outfield? The right-off-the-grill hot dog? The jock sweat? That only means one thing people' it's baseball season! 30 teams honoring their hometowns and their fans, so we have to reciprocate that, right?
When you show up to the game looking like you have no clue what's going on, you embarrass yourself, the other fans, and your club. So if you want to avoid getting boo'd in your own hometown stadium, put on for your city and follow The Complex Guide to Baseball Style.