First it was Paris, then it was Lindsay, recently Amanda Bynes, and now, Barbie? How'd she get locked up? Photographer Gregory Malphurs captured an interesting collection of mugshots of the Mattel princess and her man, Ken. Apparently old-Ken had to tell Barbie something more than twice, evident from Barbie's black eye. Ken's a dick. When will she learn? Oh well, maybe they'll make a record together and everything will be okay. [Thaeger]