Camo Pants

Dockers Camo Alpha Khaki
Buy It Now at Urban Outfitters, $78

If you weren't aware, camo pants are the shit right now. As an added bonus, they're also like fifteen shades of green. It's also ironic how you'll be rocking them to blend in with a bunch of drunk people wearing outrageous shit like shamrock sunglasses and headbands. But hey, at least you'll be on-point.