Casual Bowtie

Why You Won't Get Laid: Nothing says "I'm trying my best to be stylish" like a random bowtie. They had their moment for a long time but now they're pretty over unless you're going to a formal event. Here's a hint: if you're wearing jeans, sneakers, and an untucked shirt, you probably shouldn't wear a bowtie. This picture of the Jonas Brothers is like two fails in one, which brings us to our next item...