It's a tough break to be invited to the wedding of your ex-girlfriend of 13 years. It's even harder to figure out the perfect gift that says, "I wasted a lot of time on you that I want back." And when you have money, a set of Le Creuset pots and pans won't suffice, so roll with the next best thing...a monkey. Even better, name it after your ex like Hugh did and sit back and laugh when it literally goes apeshit at the reception.