When you literally have Bill Gates money and it's your fathers 80th birthday, material shit just don't cut it so you have to aim for something with longevity and gravitas. That's exactly what Bill Jr. did for his pops. Mr. Microsoft got a 80 year scholarship at the University of Washington Law School in his father's name which would provide $33.3 mil in tuition for students. Take that Sallie Mae, you persistent harpie!