When the Chilean Miners were rescued, everyone knew they would get hooked up with a bunch of free stuff. Maybe some breakfast cereal endorsements. Or a couple of ProActiv deals. But nothing is better than cold hard cash up front and Chilean business man Leonardo Farkas knows this. He blessed all 33 miners with a check for $10,000. Until we robbed 'em. Joke! Joke! We know they've been through enough. We'll have to embezzle it from them fair and square down the road.