Sure, this might seem like the most elementary grooming skill ever, but judging by some of your mauled-up faces, you'd think most of y'all hadn't even met your fathers, let alone watched them shave. Complex is here to show you what you missed. We teamed up with the guys at the SHARPS, BPMW, and BIC to bring you six simple steps that guarantee a smooth shave. Because torn-up bits of bloodied toilet paper on your cheeks just look like you're crying sad, daddy-less tears when you really should be plotting revenge. Keep your head up!

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